OOPS, Big dent; always check rope on overhead door.

Who was the blonde bombshell?? Her looks were changed completely. You know what they say BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN!!

Which of the models slept real good, but his escort was wore out??

Did you notice the faces the old man writing the letter was making??  It was the no teeth thing.

You know the sound that comes from a bull alligator and the water trembles; we had a trailer that the grass around it was tremulous.

He was so sure of himself and yet he was sooooo wrong!  (Hint) wife sitting in back of room, knowing he was so wrong; which in turn left this other guy with no shoes for his wife’s feet.

Who spilled their little blue pills walking down the runway?

Who bragged that the glitter was all over his chest?  His statement was she looked so yummy that he wanted her to sleep in it and her take was that  he wouldn’t like the outfit!!  Who do you believe?

The sign that read “TO ALL CONTRACTOR; PLEASE USE BACK DOOR” has been officially removed.  They did it.  Kitchen is a work in progress!  You fellas will have to eat your words; you said it wouldn’t get done.  She showed you all!!!

Is it Dick’s or Dix?  You had to have been there.

Well this is my last buzz and I have really enjoyed doing it.  There have been so many eventful things happen that I felt we should all share in them.  I hope you have had as much fun reading them as I have in writing them.  Thanks to all of you for being such a good sport about the mishaps.  Remember you get less wrinkles from smiling than you do from frowning.  Keep the sunny side up! 

What little lady turned 13? Oh what a time in our lives….

Who was caught going from the bath house to his rig with out a shirt and his Lady was caught in her robe. (Hint We all feel they should have a halo over their heads)

Man went to IGA for lunch; spilled his water and wiped out two tables; stayed calm through the whole thing.

An individual received strange underwear as a prize! They probably came in handy at Region 5?

The other prize awarded was a PG Test; “Better you than me” was a comment by one who can and the one that wants to can’t. hmmmmmm does that make since?

Who was asked to report to Lost and Found? Please retrieve molting feathers!

There was a rig where all the men gathered to work on a scooter. It ran forward and then it ran backward; then it ran not at all. Part of this crew likes to tinker as much as the other Tinker Toy we have!

Panic! We have another lost and found; this one was a lost purse; searched city wide, campground too, not one clue, oh this lady was so blue, so she went home and still no purse now what was she going to do; in her state of despair she got out of her chair (seat in motor home) and lo and behold there by her toe was the purse that started this to-do.

Who could not remember the words to a song and had to be treated like a wooden headed dummy? Hope the dummy wasn’t too embarrassing for you all. Who was the friend who came to the rescue? And the winner was? Everyone got a laugh from those two friends!!!! By the way, no bookings have come in for the two friends, YET! For those of you who weren’t there I will never tell!!!

Well you have been buzzed again; remember it may be you next time!!

What is the deal with all these men? I saw a bunch of men clustered around a guy, looking at this little screen with all these lines on it?? I was told it made getting to where they were going easier. Well fellas all you have to do is ask the woman setting beside you, she’ll tell you where to go and save you some cash too!!! MEN

I wonder how much blackmail money it will take to keep a certain “upper echelon’s” picture from being submitted to the “Blue Beret”. Her First Mate didn’t do to bad either!!!

Did any of you hear that big bang as everyone was hitching up?

At the July Rally there were some trailers who had a light on, but did not answer their doors for ice cream. Wonder what was going on? Ring, ring ring that bell.

Hmmmmmmm Phantom of the Airstreams?? Sometimes they were there and sometimes not!!!! (Hint-she runs like a deer and he nurses her hurts)

Well shucks, those of you who are in that pool, and I don’t mean swimming either, and had your chances on “Tinker having a New Toy”, lost. But never fear after all you have 3 more rallies to go!!

I wonder which “Dutchman” was being referred to when it was stated, “you can tell a Dutchman, but you can’t tell him much”?? Oh, my!

Well thats it for this time, remember you may buzzed nex time.See ya down the road!