OOPS, Big dent; always check rope on overhead door.

Who was the blonde bombshell?? Her looks were changed completely. You know what they say BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN!!

Which of the models slept real good, but his escort was wore out??

Did you notice the faces the old man writing the letter was making??  It was the no teeth thing.

You know the sound that comes from a bull alligator and the water trembles; we had a trailer that the grass around it was tremulous.

He was so sure of himself and yet he was sooooo wrong!  (Hint) wife sitting in back of room, knowing he was so wrong; which in turn left this other guy with no shoes for his wife’s feet.

Who spilled their little blue pills walking down the runway?

Who bragged that the glitter was all over his chest?  His statement was she looked so yummy that he wanted her to sleep in it and her take was that  he wouldn’t like the outfit!!  Who do you believe?

The sign that read “TO ALL CONTRACTOR; PLEASE USE BACK DOOR” has been officially removed.  They did it.  Kitchen is a work in progress!  You fellas will have to eat your words; you said it wouldn’t get done.  She showed you all!!!

Is it Dick’s or Dix?  You had to have been there.

Well this is my last buzz and I have really enjoyed doing it.  There have been so many eventful things happen that I felt we should all share in them.  I hope you have had as much fun reading them as I have in writing them.  Thanks to all of you for being such a good sport about the mishaps.  Remember you get less wrinkles from smiling than you do from frowning.  Keep the sunny side up!